Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.
1. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.
Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.
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2. A watch that tells the damn truth.
A watch that tells the damn truth.
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So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get Amazon coupon code here.
3. A bust of Ron Swanson.
A bust of Ron Swanson.
So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.
4. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.
A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.
5. A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life.
A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life.
6. Lego heart necklaces.
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7. This deeply moving card.
This deeply moving card.
Available here.
8. Or this one.
Or this one.
9. Or this one.
Or this one.
Get it here and send me one too plz.
10. A set of scalp massagers.
A set of scalp massagers.
For when you’re together and apart.
11. A sleep mask that says it all.
A sleep mask that says it all.
For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.
12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross.
Painting lessons from Bob Ross.
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13. A pajama-warmer.
A pajama-warmer.
For maximized cuddling.
14. The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen.
The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen.
“After all this time?”
15. The world’s largest Scrabble game.
The world's largest Scrabble game.
In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.
16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)
(Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)
17. A luggage tag for the world traveler.
A luggage tag for the world traveler.
Or the “going home to your mom’s house to do laundry” traveler.
18. Han and Leia bath towels.
Han and Leia bath towels.
19. A selfie toaster???
A selfie toaster???
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20. Fox underpants.
Fox underpants.
Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists?
21. A pixel heart mug.
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